Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Tips for politics beginers

When you have two cows:
SOCIALISM: You must give one to your neighbor and should keep one with you.
COMMUNAL ISM: The government take the both and gives you the milk.
FASCISM: The government takes the both and sells you the milk.
NAZISM: The government takes the both and shout you.
CAPITALISM: You sell one and buy a calf.
TRADE UNIONISM: They take the both for you,shoot one,milk the other and throw the milk away.

So do not do anything with the cows,they bring you only trouble

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