COMMON TO THE STUDENTS

Fifteen things common to all engineering colleges:

1). The lecturers don't teach.The students don't study.The only guy who
benefits is the one who owns the 'dhaba' next to the college
2).Rules are made to be broken.
3).Promises are made to be broken.
4).Deadlines are made to be extended...ALWAYS!
5).Guys always think the chics in the college next lane are more beautiful.
6).The lab assistants are the most respected people(during the lab exams)
7).The watchmen are the people most bribed.
8).The HOD is the person most respected(heights of sycophancy here).
9).The principal is the person most abused and insulted
10).Dropping subjects is 'cool'.
11).There is always a lecturer in the college who cant speak proper

'English'.

12).Night-out is the second most important tool to ace the exams.
13)The second-years are the ones with the 'I am the don-of-the-college'
feeling.
14)he first three years are spent in cursing the college

15)towards the end of the fourth year,people tend to feel for going to miss this college days and friends in their future!